"FLARD"Coin, aka “FLARDCoin”, aka “flardcoin”
Yggdrasyl Laboratories demand that unauthorised use of their premium product,
FLARD, aka the FLARD, aka “flard” (sic) (not formerly marketed as Whale-Pop, that was not us),
by SpongePowered (aka “Spongie”) cease and desist immediately, if not sooner.
Operation of, or operations utilising, FLARD and/or it’s derivatives are not
covered by any substantive warranty, nor do they fit inside the parameters of
any recognised safety protocol. We therefore cannot permit third party
enterprises to enable applications or perform transformational exercises
utilising or otherwise dependent on FLARD. This includes financial derivatives,
as well as metaphysical and mathematical derivatives.
We advise all concerned parties who have had contact with the FLARD to proceed
directly to decontamination protocol #11 (CODE: deep black).
Possible Side Effects of FLARD Abuse Include:
Singing milk; land shark attack; bricks; callous postmen; vibrating trees;
green explosions; unusual caterpillars; family heirlooms; socks may rot off.
Stay alert, and for safety reasons please send all your FLARDCoin to us.