Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer

Why not? (both my answer and my question)

Because

sink an Irish submarine?

No, float a British plane!
Honestly, why are my questions and answers so corny?

BECAUSE I WANT POPCORN!

Now where did I leave the butterā€¦?

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With @ButterDevā€¦

This statement is a question.

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Press F to pay respects?

Shake hands

Gone milling?

Gone fishingā€¦

Factoring the factor of factorization, what factor results from factoring the factor-able factorial?

FLAGGED (For those of you who donā€™t want to see the flagged question but want to see his answer to meguyā€™s question, the answer was ā€œa ratioā€.)

Can you break your teeth on bitecode?

Yes because you have to bite bitecode. Is a pizza able to support SMTP?

yes if itā€™s not realy heavy .
Does The ISS Have a Girlfriend ?

It indeed did. It was the MIR. :stuck_out_tongue:

To photoshop or not to photoshop?

Not to be.

When can I have ice cream?

On the roof

Where did I leave my cat?

At 4:92a.m.

Why does the leaning tower of pisa stand up straight?

Its mother told it off for slouching.

Why is a bird in the hand better than one in the foot?

because you prefer basket.
is troll a job ?

No, but job is a troll.

Why am I currently asking this question?

Because the question is simple enough for our IQs.

What is the fly doing over there?

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Spying on you, itā€™s a government drone.

Why is the government so nosy?