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102

Stuff
Why does Cat return banana when a player jumps 10 times?

103

Cats climb.
Why does snow snow?

104

Because rain is kill.

Why does ice cream ice cream tbh imo afaik?

105

Because Apples hacking.
Why does Sponge?

106

cat
why does cat?

107

Because dog. :dog:
What is potato?

108

It’s pronounced poe-tot-oh.

if else returns null then try throws continue returns true?

109

Justin Beiber

Why do tweet on twitter?

110

Justin Bieber

if(facebook == myspace){
universe.implode
}?

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<?php
$s = facebook("MySpace");

if ($s < "facebook") {
    echo "You have died due to a universal explosion";
} else {
    echo "Oh look, A deer"
}
?>
<!DOCTYPE HTML>
<html>
    <head>
         <title>bob</title>
    </head>
    
    <body>
         <p>Yep I code to much<p>
    </body>
</html>
112

Justin Bieber

What if PHP was kill?

113

Simple

<php
$kill = fopen("death_methods.life", "w")

if ($kill < "@BitByte") {
  kill @BitByte;
  echo "@BitByte has died, would you like like to restart?"
} else {
  kill @The_Doctors_Life;
  echo "Hahaha, that's what happens when you don't kill @BitByte"
}
?>

Why is PHP similar to java?

114

because PHP is kill imo tbh afaik.

If stackoverflow returns negative does it make it stackunderflow?

115

It makes it

116

then 404 question not found. @Bitbyte.exe has crashed.

Why is image 404?

117

what is a stupid question

118

return yolo;

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

119

Because people want to know Steven Spielberg’s inside story about rainbows.

Was the project finished about a week ago?

120

if bob returns true
echo “yes”
if janny returns false
echo “LOL derp”

Why haven’t I invested time to learn java yet?

121

Because you haven’t looked deep inside the Cheddar.

404?