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I actually press ctrl+s in intellij too, it's a habit now and I can't get rid of it.


Which is a good habit cuz for some time I have been using atom as my ide... Yes atom cuz I prefer it for rust... And until 2 weeks ago I didn't have autos Ave... Needless to say a lot lost work... Intellij makes makes too lazy


or you could use IntelliJ as your rust IDE


TCP jokes are way too long and verbose. I'd tell you a UDP joke instead (they're shorter), except there's one problem: you might not get it.



How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.


How many 1.8 users does it take to change a lightbulb? 100, 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to complain that the old one was better.