Get some popcorn,
So about 14 years ago my brother went to Denmark for 2 years. He learned the language loved the people. After the 2 years was up he came home for a few months before heading back off to go to school. In that amount of time I was introduced and wanted to play Runescape. This was the cutting edge man, runescape was stinkin 3d! So I asked my parents if I could play, and they said yes, but instructed my brother to help me set up my account. (They wanted to make sure everything was ok, that the game was kid-worthy.) So naturally having just returned from Denmark he came up with a name fairly easily. Kaeft or Jaw. My big brother had devised the most awesome online name ever! So I played runescape, but not long enough to remember exactly what or how my username was spelled.
Over time I needed to get onto forums and such with a name that was unique, so I reverted back to what my brother had come up with, except I had no idea how danish worked. Thus Keaft was born. Unique because it’s supposed to be danish. Unique because it’s misspelled.
Now hand me back that popcorn.