My MC username is actually TheHandfish.
I Google’d “Obscure Animals,” and went to this link:
http://www.succeedsocially.com/coolanimals
Went down to #14, and viola!
…Well, I mean, “Handfish” was taken, so I had to go with “TheHandfish.”
ColonelHedgehog? I like hedgehogs, but, uh, “colonel” was kind of random.
It may have been because my little brother kept going on about “Chief Pat” in Clash of Clans, so that rank prefix sort of sunk into my head…