It’s very simple. 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! For example:
#1
Throw up in someone’s food at a restaurant.
And then the next person says for instance this:
#2
Ask how much you get off for the ten finger discount.
And so on! There are no rules! Everything is allowed!
Good luck!
Punch an official in the face.
#4
Hire a chef alleric to food and give it to the restaurant.
Go into a dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell: "THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
#6
Ducttape the whole floor in a store.
Scream a Justin Bieber song in a large crowd.
8 Become a first world anarchist and mess up the flow.
9- Burp loudly and say: “Hm. Didn’t think it’d taste like C4 coming back up”
10 rig the store speakers to play the audio from a laptop you are playing Counter-Strike on “I am planting the bomb.”
Moan loadly in the middle of cla–
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”
13
smash every mirror in the building
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Attempt to play Payday in real life.
^ Great idea ^
Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer “Mike Hunt” (or “Harry Butz”, etc.)
Done, now what? 
Talk to yourself loudly saying that the owner of this store is a numbnut.
18
Walk into the clothing isle and calmly strip, fold your clothing, and hang it up on the racks with other clothing of the type. Then proceed to pick out new clothing to put on and walk around the store in it.
19
Quite simply shout something profane.
20
Hold out your cellphone like you’re doing something on it and intentionally bump into people as you walk around then make rude remarks about how it’s their fault.